पोस्ट ट्रेनिंग

Hi friends, i m back again with the concluding part of my previous blog. Our valedictory was scheduled on 14th of October at 4:00 PM. Before that a movie was shown to us. It was a secret and started at around 11:30 in the morning. Actually when our PM Siva told us that we will be shown a movie(secret), I promptly asked him whether the movie is a secret or it's name is "Secret". Actually i had seen a movie in my college days which named the same*. The movie begins:- Some Old man appears, his name is BOB PROCTER (Philosopher)....just like DK Bagga.....Sometimes i remain dumb struck at some of Bagga's philosophies. It's not that his Philosophies are not good but they are out of my mind. He is a very amazing guy to talk to. I will take him in my next Blog. Coming to movie, that old man keep talking about life and the cosmos and blah blah....i don't knw when the movie ended coz i was in my fantasy dreaming of me and my woh.....after that at 4 PM some big Guns of Satyam like Commander and Sriram came and talked about various things for an hour. After that Toppers were given certificate and we were given oyr training certificates. Then High Tea was served to us and bade farewell to SLC......
Next Day, Reporting at CyberGateway. We approached to T Kumar(our RCC head). He asked us to wait in a 6 by 6 cabin and 15 of us went inside. Only 4 chairs were there and u can imagine how we hv seated there. Then he came and asked about people from BITS PILANI. Actually in satyam every senior guy who visits us always has a notion that there is only one college in India and that is BITS. NITS's are not considered in any category. Then he picked some 5 students of CS branch from BITS and asked them to go to CYBERSPACE...........contd

"....Finally training is over...."

At last our training at satyam is over. Being frank, when i was in my Phase-1, i was almost sure that i won't last long here but all thanks to GOD and the *skills i learnt in college i was able to get through. I m the only one in my batch (QEDGE ELTP 900) who has got 3 LOC's. Phase-1 was a big hurdle to cross but i assure you that i was not at all frightened or nervous. I took the opportunity calmly and planned every night how to approach every test. My batchmate Rakesh (from BITS Pilani) was also in same boat. Literally speaking he was so fucking nervous or examphobic that if u have seenhim that time, you will definitely have said that he would commit suicide. But i cajoled him and cooled him to a minimum cloud. The one thing i would admit that i was unable to crack any of tha satyam's so called OLA's. Our Mentor says that "Our Tool is one of the Best". How can it be best as it is being prepared by people like us who are in bench. And we also proved it and the result of this is that we don't have any OLA's in phase-2.
Our PM Siva Karunakaram is a very interesting fellow. Potan(my batchmate) enacts him very well. Whenever we ask him any query, he has readymade answers like:- "if u have any issues raise a ticket", "i don't want to give you wrong information" and blah blah. Actually we eagerly wait for him in Zero hour. And about Rita Daniel, our secondary PM, i wouldn't say anything. "She is everything what Siva is not". So i end this part here only but please visit again somedays later in which i will be back with part-2 of this issue about Tips to get through training.....................................................................................
...............................................कहानी अभी बाकी मेरे दोस्त

***FORTHCOMING ATTRACTIONS***

1) COMPANY OF WOMEN
2) एक था BAGGA
3) कैसे बना मैं TOPPER

"Dead End !!!"

“A hero has faced it all: he need not be undefeated, but he must be undaunted.”

Finally the D-day has arrived when Royal Bengal Tiger (King of OFFSIDE) alias Dada alias Saurav has decided to call it a day off from Test cricket. I think he has done right on his part as it was getting too frustrated for him. The BCCI was always playing by his sentiments by keeping him in and out whenever they wish( ***they were playing hide and seek with him***). Actually root cause of the crisis was arrival of *Hawai chappal* from Austrailia. He used what British had done years back- "phut daalo".

I m a great fan of Dada. I was inspired by him and began taking interest in cricket as a Left hander. Dada has great enthusiasm to win. He becomes aggresive at crucial times which is the reasn why he had to pay penalty at most of the times. He has a good track record both as a captain and as a all-rounder. When Dada took charge as a captain, the indian team which was known as just 'Indian team' came to be known as 'TEAM INDIA'. He started the tradition of celebrating wickets of opposition in a Football match style.

Being a great player, i do believe that he has certain shortcomings. He was a slow runner for his entire career. When he was playing the last ball of over, he would ask the non-striker to run which has irritated a lot of players. Every player has his own shortcomings and virtues. So i would llike to thanks him for all the matches TEAM INDIA has won under him and for leading Team India when it needed a good captain

'All the best for your future and hope we will see some fire-crackers during your last test series"

"ICICI Drama "

hi i m going to talk abt a incident which happened on monday night i.e 29th SEP 2008. Yes the day of getting our salary. Initially it was a heart failure for all who listened to that. All people were seen running towards ICICI ATM to withdraw all their money they had. My friends and i was standing outside reception having an after lunch PUFF when we overheard someone saying that he has invested some huge bugs in ICICI pudential and he was sweating and looked as if he was about to faint. Then we wsked someone wht was all the FUSS abt and came to knw that ICICI bank goes bankcrupt and it has lost 60 million dollar. We went to TV room to watch news abt that incident to confirm the news as our money is also in the same bank. But there was no such news. Then a sweet Voice came frm behind...."Please switch to TV9". I was fixed at her but Telugu voice felt in my Ear and i was disturbed. TV9 was a entertainment channel. We all lughed at the stupidity of the sweet :) girl and she blushed and went from there and thus we were assured that it was a RUMOUR. Then our friend Tarun who was out in the HYD city told us the exact news which seemed smwht authentic. I don't knw whether it was the exact news but it was believable. The news was "due to quarter closure, ICICI bank will close it's operations for 2 days. So if u want money in emergency u can withdraw it now but people formatted it in their own way." I think don't need to write abt my motive. I consider my readers intelligent enough to understand themselves. ARE YOU NOT?????

I m waiting for your feedback. Please ad sm input................thanks

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