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एक था बगगा

एक लड़का था ऊना का, हर लड़की पर वो मरता था, हर लड़की को मस्त पुन्जाबन बोलता था। हर लड़की को वो हमारी भाभी बताता था पर बन्दा था बिंदास। मैं एक ऐसे लड़के की कहानी बताने जा रहा हूँ जो मेरे साथ कॉलेज मैं पड़ता था और अब एक ही कंपनी मैं भी है। यह बंद बड़ा ही दिलचस्प है। आप सबने गजिनी तो देख ली होगी। उसमे आमिर को शोर्ट टर्म मेमोरी लॉस की बीमारी होती है, ठीक वैसे ही बग्गे भी शोर्ट टर्म मेमोरी लॉस का शिकार है। मैं इस से द्वितीय साल मैं मिला था (कॉलेज का)। बस तभी से इससे दोस्ती हो गई क्यूंकि कुछ हद तक मेरी और इसकी केमिस्ट्री बैठ गई। इन भाई साहब की हॉबी हैं- औजारों का चीरहरण करना। बस इंसान को छोड़ कर सबका चीरहरण कर दिया है। और हाँ पीने मैं तो ये कमाल हैं, बस बोतल के ढक्कन खुलने की देर है और ये ख़ुद को ऊना का दोन समझने लगते हैं और इनका मनपसंद संवाद भी है उस टाइम पर जो ये बोलते है की मेरे......... । पीने के बाद तो बस जो डांसर जनम लेता है वो तो मिचेल जैक्सन को भी मात दे दे । पीने के बाद तो अच्छे अच्छे इनके आगे घुटने टेक देते हैं। जब हमारे ट्रेनिंग चल रहे थी तब बग्गे ने सोडा की बोलती बंद कर दी थी जो की…

Gift to MA!!!

Day- 17th December, Occasion- My Mother's B'day.
This day comes every year but this year it's special to me which made me to write blog about how i felt yesterday. Over the years i used to wish her in the morning and then in the evening she prepared some sweets and halwa-poori. My sister would give her a present and I would also give her a B'day card. Doesn't it seems normal as in every home everyone would do the same. But this time it's a lot different as every year i was at home with her but this is the first time that i am not with her. Not even me, my sis is also not there as she is married. So i decided to do something special. I searched google for some service which delivers gifts and got one. I ordered for a bouquet of flowers and a pack of GulabJamuns to be delivered to her. Yesterday when i reached my flat i called up delivery centre to know my order status. He told me that the order wouldn't be delivered as there is problem of getting flowers in J…

Is this Satyam way!!!

It's over 5 months now in Satyam and i am happy working with this company. Why wouldn't anyone be happy when he is getting salary for just 2 hours attending at office. Actually in my training i had different notion when i passed it with great hard work and burned midnight oil*
(Joking) to crack it. Then i thought that we are getting much less for the number of hours we put up at our training centre but reality was different and i came to know about it gradually. So my observations goes like this:
We were told on our induction day by Nagraju and Commander that we have to speak in English when we are in office but i have seen our RM's in training often speaking in Tullu among themselves. Now in Our QEDGE circle i see this regularly. They say that our's is the No.1 training facility in the world to outsiders but only we ELTP's know about their training. You can pass test by studying DB's and their practicals are not that tough. If i can manag to pa…

"Life on Credit"

Every person wants Luxuries in life. For that they choose a Bright career path. Then they gt landed up in some MNC which pays them about 3 lacs bugs. This is just the lower limit of package. There are others who get much more than this. But still evryone wants to have a new cellphone, new laptop, and other gadgets. I may be wrong with my peception in this view, so please pardon me. Actually i m not preaching anything and nor i m any big columnist like Karan thapar. I m just writing what i feel. Today morning when i was getting ready to go to office (which normally i don't want to go but i have no other option because i go there to have lunch). I took auto-rickshaw and when i reached Hi-tech city and took out my purse to pay the rickshaw waala i was shocked. I found no money in my wallet. I had only Plastic cards (includes 3 debit cards, 2 credit cards and one pan card). Thank GOD ICICI Bank ATM was nearby, so i paid off the driver. Then i realised that this situation is from last …

.....Company of Women!!!

Every Guy (except GAYs) wants a lady love like Anglena Jolie or Aishwarya or Monica Bellucci. But Story doesn't ends here....if he finds another women more attractive and sensous, he pounces over her like a mad DOG. I am going to tell you about my experiences with different women till now. Actually i began recognising women whom i met daily when i was in class 5th. It happened one day,i was in my class and all students were out for games. I was sitting and studying (i was very shy guy till class 6th and doesn't get along with others very well. I was studious......ahh what a joke...can i be studious....actually life changed for me when i moved to class 7th. It was a sea change for me. I learnt slangs and did all sorts of bhasdi stuff). So I got up from my chair and turned back to go out. As I turned back i collided with a girl and i fell over her. We were in that position for 30 secs but it's impact lasted for about 2 days over me. That was my first meeting. Now next day w…

पोस्ट ट्रेनिंग

Hi friends, i m back again with the concluding part of my previous blog. Our valedictory was scheduled on 14th of October at 4:00 PM. Before that a movie was shown to us. It was a secret and started at around 11:30 in the morning. Actually when our PM Siva told us that we will be shown a movie(secret), I promptly asked him whether the movie is a secret or it's name is "Secret". Actually i had seen a movie in my college days which named the same*. The movie begins:- Some Old man appears, his name is BOB PROCTER (Philosopher)....just like DK Bagga.....Sometimes i remain dumb struck at some of Bagga's philosophies. It's not that his Philosophies are not good but they are out of my mind. He is a very amazing guy to talk to. I will take him in my next Blog. Coming to movie, that old man keep talking about life and the cosmos and blah blah....i don't knw when the movie ended coz i was in my fantasy dreaming of me and my woh.....after that at 4 PM some big Guns of S…

"....Finally training is over...."

At last our training at satyam is over. Being frank, when i was in my Phase-1, i was almost sure that i won't last long here but all thanks to GOD and the *skills i learnt in college i was able to get through. I m the only one in my batch (QEDGE ELTP 900) who has got 3 LOC's. Phase-1 was a big hurdle to cross but i assure you that i was not at all frightened or nervous. I took the opportunity calmly and planned every night how to approach every test. My batchmate Rakesh (from BITS Pilani) was also in same boat. Literally speaking he was so fucking nervous or examphobic that if u have seenhim that time, you will definitely have said that he would commit suicide. But i cajoled him and cooled him to a minimum cloud. The one thing i would admit that i was unable to crack any of tha satyam's so called OLA's. Our Mentor says that "Our Tool is one of the Best". How can it be best as it is being prepared by people like us who are in bench. And we also proved it and t…

***FORTHCOMING ATTRACTIONS***

1) COMPANY OF WOMEN
2) एक था BAGGA
3) कैसे बना मैं TOPPER

"Dead End !!!"

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A hero has faced it all: he need not be undefeated, but he must be undaunted.
Finally the D-day has arrived when Royal Bengal Tiger (King of OFFSIDE) alias Dada alias Saurav has decided to call it a day off from Test cricket. I think he has done right on his part as it was getting too frustrated for him. The BCCI was always playing by his sentiments by keeping him in and out whenever they wish( ***they were playing hide and seek with him***). Actually root cause of the crisis was arrival of *Hawai chappal* from Austrailia. He used what British had done years back- "phut daalo". I m a great fan of Dada. I was inspired by him and began taking interest in cricket as a Left hander. Dada has great enthusiasm to win. He becomes aggresive at crucial times which is the reasn why he had to pay penalty at most of the times. He has a good track record both as a captain and as a all-rounder. When Dada took charge as a captain, the indian team which was known as just 'Indian team&#…

"ICICI Drama "

hi i m going to talk abt a incident which happened on monday night i.e 29th SEP 2008. Yes the day of getting our salary. Initially it was a heart failure for all who listened to that. All people were seen running towards ICICI ATM to withdraw all their money they had. My friends and i was standing outside reception having an after lunch PUFF when we overheard someone saying that he has invested some huge bugs in ICICI pudential and he was sweating and looked as if he was about to faint. Then we wsked someone wht was all the FUSS abt and came to knw that ICICI bank goes bankcrupt and it has lost 60 million dollar. We went to TV room to watch news abt that incident to confirm the news as our money is also in the same bank. But there was no such news. Then a sweet Voice came frm behind...."Please switch to TV9". I was fixed at her but Telugu voice felt in my Ear and i was disturbed. TV9 was a entertainment channel. We all lughed at the stupidity of the sweet :) girl and she blu…

Welcome Message!!!

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