SOTY- My Ass!

Wishing you all Happy Navratra. Many people will curse these 9 days as it keeps them away from alcohol and non-veg (we must give animals some freedom to live). Instead of oozing and idling on bean bags we decided to watch SOTY- Student of the year. The movie is definitely a one time watch but not worth to spend more than 150 bucks. The movie is a modified version of Jo jeeta wohi sikandar with a taste of gay flavour (what more evidence you need to admit KJo is a gay :P). Coming to the cast- Ali Bhatt...she definitely needs to get some maturity as far as looks are concerned. In the movie she is portrayed as a dumb bimbo ( guess girls are dumb :P). The two new male lead in the movie are handsome and have a great future ahead. The movie has lots to offer for ladies because the two charming men have exposed a lot. After watching the end I felt KJo is a asshole with no brain. Illogical ending provided to the movie. The movie is rightly named SOTY, it means stick in punjabi. My suggestion is don't waste your time and money, just download it.

Review: ch pe u ki matra ta pe ee ki matra ya pe aa ki matra ;)

Let's fantasize again....

Hello readers,

Once upon a time I used to be a regular blogger but somehow went completely off the track from this beautiful world. 
Today morning when I woke up, I decided to pen down my thoughts again. I have in my mind a nice fantasy to kickstart my new life again.
So friends keep watching this space as the things will go wilder and wilder....

Yours Lazy Blogger Friend,
Sharma

.......Convert (अगला भाग)

Many times I wonder why people around you especially women/ladies look at guys with huge beard with different perspective as if the guy is a Goon/Casanova/Anti-Social Element. For them I have only one
thing to say,"Bugger|Burger Off...." with a few exceptions. I am helpless before my parents when they ask me to shave off my 'Artistically Nurtured Beard' with utmost care. Well working in IT sector, you are required to be well groomed but I damn care. You may call me sluggish but i do like to keep beard of different styles. And because of this beard, I have many incidents to share with you all. I had managed to get an Auto-Rickshaw for a much lower price if the Auto-wallah happens to be a Muslim.
                                  Once I was traveling in AP Express from Hyderabad to New Delhi when the passenger sitting opposite to me asked me,"Babaji would you mind if we have Non-Veg before you". I have never been upset with incidents involving me and my beard. In fact I feel happy when people pass a compliment/comment on my beard.

P.S. "Beard is my identity and I will never lose it". Surprisingly my Technical Father (Immediate Senior in College) holds uncannily similarity with me in terms of  Beard. With this I rest my case...........

.......Convert Part-1

It's been long since i penned down my thoughts on this blog and today i have decided to break the ice. I am sure this blog-page must be feeling like a newly wed bride not Fucked/Cared for several months.
You may call it lethargy or my sluggishness that overtook me and i started ignoring Blogosphere. I have realized that with separation comes attachment later in life and that's why i am here once again. In the recent past many incidents have happened such as Anna Hazare movement- it's rise and then sudden silence probably because of rift created by congress (my perception), Sunny Leone (guess i need not explain who she is...just Google her out) stepping into Big Boss house, Sharad getting his share from Shan-e-Punjab...now he can say Saada Haq, Aithe Rakh etc etc. Apart from all these usual/casual stories (such type of news die down after 1 or 2 days), my real reason is to continue my last post.....Half_Convert!!!!
                                             Electronic City, though it gives one an impression of a city but in reality it is a village with kaccha roads where people have Absolute Zero civic sense is my residence in Bangalore. And i am proud to announce that it's the only 3-BHK independent home owned by bachelor's and now you can imagine what all sorts of fun can we do (full privacy from owner ;)). As usual one Friday we planned to booze with home-cooked chicken. As a matter of fact I went to market to buy chicken.When i reached at the butcher shop, i had to wait for 20 minutes which was quite obvious as Friday night awaited everybody. Soon after the guy interrupted me and said,"Sir it will take 15 minutes more to give you the order. If you are in a hurry, you can cut it yourself as you eat Halal". That gave me a start but soon realized the guy mistook me as a Mullah because of my full grown beard with shaved mustache.I gave him a gentle smile and laughed to myself and said,"Hello Mr Convert......"

Life of a Half-Convert...

Coming Soon

WATCH THIS SPACE TO KNOW MORE!!!!

RIP...

Osama shot dead by US navy Seals- a huge sigh of relief for US administration and ofcourse to all those who lost their beloved in twin-tower attack. It took almost a decade and billions of US dollars for US defense, considered to be equipped with latest technology to hunt down Osama. It all started wit Mr Bush but ended it well by Mr Obama- Congratulations sir. But have we ever thought what implications it left on the two countries- US of course which was directly involved and India ('coz PAK resorted to playing it's age old blame game as they have no guts to say anything to US). Why Pasha warned India if we are planning to takeout any US like attack in future, then they too have identified Indian targets and are ready. Mr Pasha first you check your radar monitoring system else in future you will be reduced to rubble in next 40 minutes. Secondly, US had to go through it's worst phase of economic slowdown. Seeing US getting desperate to hunt down Osama for a decade make me or you which i assume to doubt it's intelligence. Rodents, mosquitoes, flies are around us but what will people call me if i spend around 50K to clear only one of them out- crazy jerk, isn't it. Just like that Osama is just one kind of rodent. US foolishly had spent so much amount of currency on killing of one man and feeling poud of themselves but i feel Osama was foresighted person. After successful accomplishment of 9/11 Osama knew US will someday hunt him down so how ould you expect him not to have planned his death beforehand.Even his last hideout in Abbottabad is built like a fortress. No internet, no connectivity to outside world but still he would get regular updates and send messages. How??? May be ISI orsome black sheeps in PAK administration. whomsoever it will be a mystery unsolved. Recently in one article US said Osama used to download emails to a Pen-drive and read it offline. This way he averted the risk of being traked. I couldn't understand the principle behind this but i am sure that must be a foolproof technique. i feel Objective of Osama was not bad but his methods were wrong but one thing one can't deny that Osama had a calculative mind. Huge collection of porn was found in Osama's computer- read one website of popular news publication. It's very bad to intrude into someone's personal life. To make all his wives satisfy with his love he had to take Viagra pills, nothing wrong in this.
With Osama no more among us let's pray his soul rests in peace and pray to God to give some wisdom to his followers to stop bloodshed else they too will meet the same end.

Slow Poison

One hot afternoon i was lying in my bed missing the company of electricity for which i want to thank Electricity Department from deep core of my heart (actually abuse). I was all drenched and getting dehydrated over and over again. I shouted at my servant,"Ramu, bring me a glass of ice-chilled water". Within 2 minutes he came rushing with a glass of water. I didn't ask him from where he managed ice. I gulped down the glass in single shot. That glass of water was like kuber ka khazana for me at that moment. i felt asleep but moments after that i woke up with a start. I had red rashes all over my body and was feeling chronic pain in my abdomen. I was writhing in pain. Suddenly everything went black and all i could hear was big monstrous sound of someone falling on ground. And i woke up from my bed screaming. Thank God it's just a dream, i gasped for some fresh air.
                                                                Next day i consulted my doctor and asked him can such symptoms occur from plain water. He said," Yes my son, it can". I was totally unaware of what he told me. There is a prescribed quantity of Chlorine (0.02 mg/l) that is harmless (i won't say good) but if it's value goes above that threshold it becomes slow poison. Chlorine is essential for treatment of E.Coli present in water but one must know how much Cl is needed. Chlorinated water is the reason why swimmers take bath after swimming. If chlorine in pool is more than prescribed quantity one will get rashes or itching in his skin. It doesn't mean that you will stop swimming from now on.
                                                                Visit some reputed swimming pool and ask them about standards and specifications they emloy- Be witty and wise :) . For drinking water purposes i would suggest everyone of you to go for RO-UV (ask Hema-Malini to install one for you) water purifier. Just don't go for cheap and desi products, you might think you are wise as you saved few thousand bucks but you never know actually you have just bought a
slow poison for yourself. Be wise and aware.