Reminiscence....

The day was 7Th July 2008. The day when we along with 78 other guys were officially inducted into 4Th largest(at that time) IT service company at Hyderabad.I used to think in my college that if any XYZ person wants to work in software industry he should have good knowledge of A,B,C computer languages. But after i found me in the list of selected candidates, i was shocked. During my interview at college, satyam HR asked me to write a program of array multiplication which i didn't know at all and even now i won't be able to do it, even then i was selected. I am still perplexed what these people want from as a fresher??? Are they really in search of Techie geeks or just bonded labourers??? AT satyam i met guys who were big at heart. I also met few ch***** type personalities. Then there were Nagaraju who would do nothing except crying foul over indiscipline. He is short, black, keeps moustache and wears a typical big knot as if it will choke his neck.Others were Commander and SIVA(...his hand gesture, you know, always talking about process, his pronunciation and most important his Cat walk). I still remember when potan and simba enacted him in our class. I always wondered that commander and nagaraj are taking fat pay cheque every month but what for??? May be that's why commander why fired when satyam's condition got worse( i m not sure of this fact but i heard it people saying). Apart from fun around us, we used to have OLA's and i failed in every OLA. After 3 OLA's i was handed over LOC( not line of control but Letter of caution) and whole batch applauded and i raised my hand in air as if i am going to address an election rally just like rahul gandhi :D. At our lab we used to do all sorts of mischievous thing like watching .214 link and cracking jokes. It was total fun. And everyday we used to booze with guys like bagga, soda, anzal, nair, lokesh and ofcourse our cold smoker Tarun. But as they say nothing is absolute, everybody has to move on. Few guys from .net were transferred to Bangalore and rest of us were asked to report on bench (honeymoon period). Our honeymoon didn't last long and we were in CBNA project that too again at STC. Automation testing, was the work there. Task: open script (already made)...run it...check error...add repository...run again...once finish update it in QC tool. We worked for 4 months as shadow resource (f*****g concept in project) and were kicked to VPP. Only i female associate who joined with us was retained. Don't know why :D.
Without a second thought, i decided that i will not stay put in Hyd any longer. Before leaving i joined TIME correspondence course in HYD. During my 9 months of VPP i only studied for just 0ne month and spent rest of the time doing masti. I also prepared a business plan along with Tarun and Ankesh but due to capital constraint it didn't work out. Applied in IVolunteer for NGO work..gave MBA exams.Finally my wait ended in Feb when i was recalled from VPP to join new city, new people but old friends. My new project NESTLE.
From Feb 28Th 2010 to till date i am working in 24*7 nestle project. I always wished to work in night shift but now i don't want it anymore. You meet new faces, new people each and every moment and here also i met few interesting guys- nabaneet, prabhat, arjun. But i would like to offer my gratitude to my trainer- Mr. Naveen kumar.
This was all the memoirs that i could recall and the moments that i didn't mention here may be deliberately left for you to comment. Taking forward all Reminiscences would end with the thought "We never know where, how we end up but one thing we can do is just enjoy each and every moment. Stay cheerful"

Why Me???

I don't remember when it stopped happening and why did it happened at all? It had become an integral part of my life and i swear to GOD that i had pledged to devote a part of my daily life to it. Confused??? I am talking about 'Blogging'. During our placement session in our college, we all tend to memorise or cram up "Strong points", "weak points" and even "Hobbies and interests". Why we do so??? Hey man, can't we use our own Fucking brain (sry for the word :P) but still knowingly we do such act. I also committed the same mistake but after i flunked my first company interview (TCS HR round). But that's past and it's never gonna come again. Let's think of today....after all it's 25 years that i have been blessed on this beautiful planet and what i have achieved. I met millions of people till now, interacted with many( can't calculate exact figure which is the reason why i scored less in Aptitude of CAT 2010), many became my friends, some became good friends and lastly but the most important- My Sweet Little family (MOM, PAA and SIS). Now i am an engineer and working in a Fucking Indian IT company where everyday i feel as if my ass is hanging just above a sword and i pray to GOD please keep me hanging else my ASS would be in 4 pieces. To be true to GOD i am just working for the sake of money that i am getting and not for my peace of mind 'coz at 25 i can't ask Dad to spend on me. VPP was the golden time in my life when actually i could have done something to find out my 'DESTINY' but i let it piss off my penis. Actually i am too lazy to stick to one kind of work ( i don't know what is the right word for such personality. I you know let me know). Yesterday i was lying in Apollo hospital( tell you in the end why i landed there) and went into flashback and recollected where i am wrong. To my surprise i found myself never clinging to my target till it is achieved fully. Every time i start it and in between move on to some other. Such an attitude is very disgusting and non-productive. Not only this but i fell into a addicted company of *shraab and *other. I know they are never gonna help me towards my health but i feel the necessity after few days. Recently got myself addicted to grass but very soon i regained my conscious and pledged never to take it again. Although i know past never comes but it's never too late to get things right. It's time to just WAKE UP.
Before signing off for the day, how i reached Apollo. Actually my roommate was diagnosed with kidney stone and was admitted in Apollo Hospital for 3 days. I had three days off,so had to stay with him. Earlier i had planned a trip to ooty in these holidays but 'Fate is Uncertain' and ended up in hospital instead. Bye for now guys. I can't assure you when i will get back to blogging again but do visit and don't forget to post comment. Stay happy and healthy :P

Name Game!!!!

Be it Shiv ki sena or MNS activist or others but their whole motive is- "Don't dare raise your voice against Mumbai or you will face dire consequences". What is happening in India at the moment? Why are these people creating a huge mess out of nothing? There are many other problems to be talk about but these people linger around with one motive and that is- AAMCHI MUMBAI. And now they have a problem with "My name is Khan....". And culprit is SRK for the mere reason that he issued a public statement about PAK IPL players that they should be allowed to play in India. There is nothing wrong in his statement but 'coz of SS and his counterpart's SRK and karan Johar have to face consequences. Since indian independence it's because of this hatred, anger against pakistan that we have fought 3 wars with PAK and who knows we may go to 4th one pretty soon. To build amicable relations with PAK each and every citizen of both countries should respect each other and try not to interfere in each one's internal matters. I only ask the Indian Judiciary why not just imppose a ban on SS and MNS and put Thackrey behind bars. Today they are protesting over MNIK and tomorrow they will protest over 14th Feb. There is a need to press a label on these people otherwise one day will come when MUMBAI will be left only to MUMBAIKARS............

Events in my Life...

I thank the almighty today for giving full day sunshine after gruesome chilling season. This winter is pretty harsh as compared to previous year's. It's time we all must admit that due to GLOBAL WARMING, climate shift/change is taking place and more surprises are there yet to be experienced. But i am not today talking about climate but i will discuss some very strange things that happened with me in the recent past. I am experiencing that there are certain events that are happening with me have already happened with me before. Today i finished reading GODAN and during my reading i feel my own self in that bloody situation before or even there are quotes or statements which i have heard as it is from someone before. I am amazed at this phenomenon.
Today i went to Bank for making DD. I made the payment to the cashier and the guy asked me to colect DD after 30 mins. i went back home and when i came back after 30 mins, i asked a big fat guy at the COUNTER :P," SIR, IS MY DD READY?" he gave me a whacky smile and said," WHO TOLD YOU TO COME AFTER 30 MINS?" That made me fuming but all thanks to TARUN and his philosophy- THEORY OF CHANGING POSITION, i held back my nerves. I waited for 10 more minutes and again asked him for DD. Then the guy asked the peon to look for the receipt. He shouted at the peon and said,"the customer is waiting and you are not doing your duty, Get me the receipt." Instead of doing his job the peon was discussing with a beautiful maam about some XYZ thing. Then that fat man told me politely to have a seat and be comfortable. After that it took 2 mins and DD was in my hands. I don't understand for a job of 2- mins these guys take 30+10+2 mins. WHo's at fault? PEON or THE FAT GUY or ME...........
A very ugly situation is prevaling in my locality just outside my house. The residents of our locality throw their Kachra or garbage on the street and that place happens to be 3 or 4 steps away from our GATE. I had caught several people red handed throwing garbage and told them not to do it again but they being stubborn don't understand my language. We have a very decent system of throwing garbage- the sweeper comes and picks our garbage daily from our home for Rs 40 monthly but some people who don't want to spend 40 bugs on such useless things indulge in such type of malpractices. I don't know why these people behave childlike, why don't they admit to their mistakes? Why why why?????????

Comeback....

Nearly 2 months of exile from blogosphere, i again logged in to start writing blogs again. I don't know what kept me away from blogosphere but that's true that i didn't feel like writing or even following blogs. But from past 3 or 4 days a strong urge came from bottom of my heart and i logged in to blogspot.com. I tried logging but could not remember the password. Oh man i even forgot the password and it took me 4 days to get new password. Actually i have a tendency to forget passwords or username (I even forgot password for CAT login....Please help me how to recover that). The reason for staying away is not yet known to me but it may be the MBA exams.......But now i assure you i will be regular to blogging and even follow blogs.

"26/11: Have India changed"

A year is over since the gruesome terror attack on one of India's pride 'The Taj' which left hundreds of people in the pool of blood. The reality is- Still Kasab is enjoying Indian Hospitality in Indian jail. Isn't the reason enough that he killed innocent people for hanging him? Why India is expecting help from pakistan when everyone knew 'ZERO' cooperation from PAK. My personal view is that India haven't taken enough measures in the last 1 year and the Mumbaikars who still fear travelling in Local is a proof of that. I think Indian judicial system needs a change now. Sometimes today while watching TV, you suddenly come across some news about an incident that has happened 8 or 10 years back and today it's judgement is done. If Indian judicial system would take so long in giving judgement then just imagine in that period the culprit can commit how many more crimes. Also criminals today have no fear of punishment because they know they will hire best of the best lawyers to fight for them and they will be out. When 9/11 occurred in US in 2001, US turned their forces up against Afganistan and declared war. I don't want that India also follow US path but should take stringent steps. How many more terror strikes does India need to wake up? We don't want our Heroes turn Martyr's. Please share your views on 26/11.........................

Happy to help- 139

Last night i was standing at New Delhi railway station waiting for Jhelum Express which was scheduled to arrive at 9:00 P.M but unfortunately and not surprisingly was 45 mins late. There was no announcement of Jhelum and i was pissed off waiting there among huge crowd of people. Suddenly from nowhere a number flashed before my eyes- 139. WOW!!! This is railway enquiry. I took out my phone and called 139 half-heartedly as this is just a number provided by Railways to tell people about the existence of such a service but it has never worked before. But yesterday the call was picked in just one ring and a sweet voice said,

Welcome to railway Enquiry!!!

Press 1 for Hindi and 2 for English!!

After that my call was transferred to customer care executive and i got my query answered. I was overjoyed. Good news for all of you and go ahead and call "139".

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A short interview with Mr Raj:

Nishit: Thanks for accepting my invitation

Mr Raj: &#$^##^*((*)^$^$&^(In Marathi)

Nishit: So you must be happy after MNS getting good share of seats than BJP-SS

Mr Raj: ^&^#$^#$*#&(*&(&*( Again in Marathi)

Nishit: What are your plans as a opposition?

Mr Raj: %^%^&%^&&*^*^&^&*^*( Marathi again)

Nishit: Sir this is an english channel. I request you to please speak in English

Mr Raj: %^&%&^**&*(&*(

Nishit: Thank you very much and we will never call you again.

Last week i watched an interview of Mr Raj on NDTV where he didn't say any word in English or Hindi. And today when ABU Azmi took oath in hindi MNS workers created a fuss during assembly session. What's going on in India called secular, democratic ? How can a group of people force anyone to do what they don't like? Who the fuck are these people and why is our judiciary system fails before them. What you call such acts: an act of dictatorship or fascism!!!!!