Mobile app: Smarter way to surf

“Get smarter with a smartphone- Anonymous”

Today it is a rarity to find a person who doesn’t own a smartphone. Smartphones have become our foster babies. Be it restaurants, Malls, Public transport or even pedestrians we see people involved in multitasking. This human invention is such a compact, handy and powerful device in your hand which powers you to browse, share and get information of almost anything on the move. You don’t need to carry your bulky laptops all the time to do some of your lite odd jobs using your smartphone. Need not to mention smartphones cannot do high end computing tasks but yes, it has eased a lot of pressure off Laptops/PCs. Moreover not everyone owns a PC or Laptop but yes they do have a smartphone. The reason is well known-‘MRP’. You own a smartphone for as low as 5000 today. Indeed Smartphone has become a fashion statement of our lives.

Let us take a look at what are our smartphones are capable of today. You can book movie tickets, air tickets, check IPL scores, browse Facebook feeds, watch videos on Youtube , play games and so on. All of this can be done on the move with the assistance of available Mobile apps developed by our techie geeks. A big round of applause for our Mobile app developer  who are putting in all their efforts to give us glitch free apps.

Let us consider a real life situation. You are sitting in office pretending to be very busy in your work :) Suddenly you phone pops a message,” Wish your wife Happy Birthday”. Bang on!!! Forgetting birthday of your better half can be catastrophic. Now you don’t have the courage to wish her so late. What to do? You decide to surprise her by a gift, a nice outfit or jewelry or a beautiful watch but you don’t have time to go out and shop. You decide to order a gift online. Unfortunately your office network doesn’t allow you to open Myntra website :(. Suddenly your hand slips into your pocket and you take out your…………………………….brand new iPhone 6 :). You download Myntra app from iOS store in less than cooking time of Maggi noodles:). You access Myntra mobile app on your smartphone and order the gift for same day delivery with a click of a button. You have your moment of joy. It is that simple and I mean it :) After a few minutes of relaxation, you again sprang up from your cushioned seat with a thought,” How would a Birthday look like without a cake?  My wife would kill me for sure?”. You call your friend and he suggests you to order from #fnp. Fortunately you have a mobile app for it. Finally you are through and have saved yourself from constant nagging of your wife until her next birthday. And all of this is possible because of Mobile apps available on your smartphone.

Mobile apps on Smartphone have given us the mobility. Shopping using mobile apps you can avoid your time and energy in bargaining with shopkeepers. We have the ease to compare the product price, check reviews on multiple apps before finally buying the product. We need to think in terms of conserving energy and time and utilizing the same elsewhere in more constructive tasks. Mobile apps also gives us the ease of browsing, selecting and ordering product from comfort of our air conditioned rooms when outside temperature is soaring at 44 degrees.

Smartphones are easy to operate and you don’t require any extra coaching to learn it. Even a kid of 5 years and above can operate a smartphone effectively and even better than you. Mobile apps are the future which gives you a rich experience in shopping. Join the mobile app bandwagon today and wish you Happy Surfing :)

Pre-Marital Sex "Y/N"

"Tring Tring". The song from the movie Aashiqui2~ Hum tere bin reh nahi sakte reverbrated the hostel room. A cheerful Raj answers the call to hear inconsolably sobbing Simran. After a brief 2 minutes, Simran initiated the first word,"Positive". Raj was stunned to silence. He couldn't muster courage to speak up anything. How could he be so careless? Had if he spent extra 10 bucks he could have avoided the shocking revelation. The question kept hovering his mind and he maintained silence. Simran continued again. Will you marry me Raj? Marriage is the only thing which can silence the blabbering mouths of our society. I don't want to live my life as a murdererer for the rest of my life? Raj didn't speak and disconnected the call. For the next few days he shied away from taking anymore calls from her and even changed his contact number. Simran felt cheated and decides to end up her life. After graduating from college, Raj gets a job with MNC and marries a girl of his parents choice.This is just one case to talk about. Had if Raj taken extra care, such situation wouldn't have taken place. But question that needs answer,"Is it right for these two love birds to indulge in secret act for years together?" Let's understand what is Sex and the society we are living in and we will get our answer.

We have come to an age where the gender gap is coming closer and communication channel is opening up. Couple of decades ago, people would shy away from expressing love in public. There was a time when talking to a girl was considered inappropriate let alone kissing, making love or live together before marriage. In times of today, men and women are having a merry time enjoying each other's company. Talking, Kissing, Partying has become a common scene today but 'Sex' remains a taboo, even though everyone likes to do it behind the walls without anyone knowing it. Apart from cosying we have witnessed a rising trend where men and women bravely taking a bold step forward to end up losing it all before marriage. It doesn't matter to them even if they are going to end up getting married or not. All they care for is that very moment of joy and enchantment which they want to live together. But the big question before us is 'Is pre-marital sex okay?' Infact the word Sex is itself misonomer and shoudl be called 'Sexuality'. Sex is what exists in animals who don't have the mind to experience the flow of energy through their body. Sexuality is the energy which arises when two bodies come in close proximity to each other and both experience this energy with a full concious mind. I would rather like to rephrase this question to,"Are we bold enough to accept this change?"

           Few decades ago, our society considered 'Sex' as immoral if one had sex before marriage or someone has illicit relationship with xyz. Morality was synonymous to Sex in those times. Actually Sex is a joyful game where 2 souls play and exchange each other bodily energies. Why should anyone be bothered by it? But the society we are living in has imposed this thought in our mind that Sex is bad unless one is authorized to do so. By authoirized I mean legally wedded by everyone's consent. It is okay to talk to the opposite gender, kiss and make love with him/her. It should mean absolute enjoyment for both souls lest it becomes a liability or moral burden. As in the above incident, Raj and Simran went a step ahead where their energy is transformed into a third soul. Raj doesn't have the courage to accept it and convince his parents to marry Simran and thus decided to dump her. That was immoral and cannot be justified by any reasoning. It is utmost necessary to be in concious state of mind while making out love with your partner no matter the two of you are bonded legally or not.

It is not a question of Yes or No to marital Sex, it is rather a question which we should ask our fully concious mind. Are we mature enough to do the right thing? Is our act justified enough? Just be sure to enjoy the pleasure but don't end up on crossroads like Raj and Simran ended up.

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'Fresh N Pure' , I call it 'Magic'

Alas!!! The day which every single bourgeois human being try to deceive has yet again arrived. It is a part of a cycle which is unavoidable. People call it Monday; I call it 'Shrieking Monday' after a fantastic 'freaking Sunday and Saturday. To avoid the morning hustle and bustle of the city traffic, I take a early head start from home. In fact, the secret to my early start is to avoid anger of my bald boss on reaching late to office. My office is a sweet 30 minutes drive from my home, without a single minute stoppage at red light. Before I start from home, I give a call to one of my #FreshNHappy colleague who lives at the end of the street. After picking her up we hit the Indian road to our office. It would be a waste of time to explain here how tidy and clean we bachelors are. We wear same underwear 'inside out' for 2-3 days. We don't care if are socks are dirty and emanating a pungent smell more bad than rotten egg. But yes we do care to look #FreshNHappy always. We apply gel, comb our hair well and spray half bottle of deodorant on our body. Infact we owe a lot to the revenue of deodorant companies. But we do at times brazen ourselves by secretly farting in public. Back to my car where I and my colleague, Rachita are inching closer to our office with every passing second. This is the only time when I want the clock to stop and I can feel the morning freshness of her wet hair. To make the mood more romantic, I switch on the A/C and play some soft Kishore da's songs on stereo player. It has been couple of months before we started car pooling to office. Since that day, I fell for her and I am pretty sure it is a one sided story but I don't want to take any chances and not telling my feelings for her. All these thoughts were raveling in my mind when all of a sudden a huge bump on the road went unnoticed and the jerk creates a pressure which I am unable to withhold. The result was a 'silent biological blast'. Before I open the window, the polluted air had entered Rachita's nostrils. She looked at me like a sheriff has caught a thief and I feel really embarrassed. In exasperation, I too cover my nose and abuse the Indian unhygienic surroundings. Somehow I reach office and the day ended in a sad note. In the evening, I sat with my friend Monk to share my grief. All of a sudden, an advertisement about #Ambi #Pur mini vent clip appeared on TV. A heap of rotten smelling specimen was placed besides blind-folded persons and was told to smell the air. No surprise what the reaction would be. I decided to give it a try and if it worked then I can avoid such embarrassing situations in future. Above all I can fart as much as I can. Thanks to #Ambi #Pur for giving such a magical device which really makes atmosphere #FreshNHappy. I am married to Rachita and we have two beautiful kids.

Reader Shutdown > Bloglovin

It's really shocking to know that Google has decided to shutdown it's Google Reader service. I don't know the reason behind this strange decision. It was really an excellent tool to follow one's favorite blogs. Even one can read blogs when he/she is offline because it maintains a buffer data on your SD card. Anyways I still wish Google realizes how much folks love Google reader and they reconsider their decision. anyways I have moved all my blogs to BlogLovin, Please do join and follow me please | Stay in touch. Please find the link here

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Online Shopping 2013 | Save Money with Couponrani

                                                                     
                                            
Over the last 2 years, we Indians have gone berserk over online shopping. And all thanks to the eCommerce marketing teams who think from Indian customer perspective.
Basically what we want is **Discount* *Offers** on goods ranging from Electronics, Apparels, Food, Travel etc etc. Shopping online has given us an ease to browse and buy through the catalog of various goods while munching popcorn at our homes. But there are still many things to be kept in mind before you make a purchase online...
1. Before buying from any online shopping website do a through research about it's delivery time. 
2. If you are buying a product for the first time such a website, don't pay cash instead order a COD (I prefer)
3. Compare the product you are buying over more than 2 websites. Choose the one offering lowest price but again remember Rule 1.
4. Prior to payment check if there is discount available on particular Credit card. 
5. And don't forget to sign in to the website after making payment. You will regularly get deal updates on your email.
6. Last but not the least, remember to open www.couponrani.com in another tab of your explorer. And the good thing about is that the www.couponrani.com codes given have very grim chances of getting failed. Yes, they will work!!!!

Recently I booked flight tickets through makemytrip and thanks to coupon from www.couponrani.com , I got discount of 200 each on one way ticket. It a good deal right.

Folks do remember all the above points while shopping online in 2013 and also don't forget to check our beloved *Rani*, not Rani Mukherjee but www.couponrani.com  :)

Happy Shopping 2013!!!

SOTY- My Ass!

Wishing you all Happy Navratra. Many people will curse these 9 days as it keeps them away from alcohol and non-veg (we must give animals some freedom to live). Instead of oozing and idling on bean bags we decided to watch SOTY- Student of the year. The movie is definitely a one time watch but not worth to spend more than 150 bucks. The movie is a modified version of Jo jeeta wohi sikandar with a taste of gay flavour (what more evidence you need to admit KJo is a gay :P). Coming to the cast- Ali Bhatt...she definitely needs to get some maturity as far as looks are concerned. In the movie she is portrayed as a dumb bimbo ( guess girls are dumb :P). The two new male lead in the movie are handsome and have a great future ahead. The movie has lots to offer for ladies because the two charming men have exposed a lot. After watching the end I felt KJo is a asshole with no brain. Illogical ending provided to the movie. The movie is rightly named SOTY, it means stick in punjabi. My suggestion is don't waste your time and money, just download it.

Review: ch pe u ki matra ta pe ee ki matra ya pe aa ki matra ;)

Let's fantasize again....

Hello readers,

Once upon a time I used to be a regular blogger but somehow went completely off the track from this beautiful world. 
Today morning when I woke up, I decided to pen down my thoughts again. I have in my mind a nice fantasy to kickstart my new life again.
So friends keep watching this space as the things will go wilder and wilder....

Yours Lazy Blogger Friend,
Sharma